SnarkAlec FAQ
We will try to answer some of your questions here
What is this snowglobe we keep mentioning?
In the SyFy original movie Snowmaggedon, the evil Snowglobe brings disaster to a small Alaskan town at Christmas time.
Snowmaggedon held the title of the Worst Movie Ever watched by the Snarkalecs until SyFy aired Dead Season 12/15/12.
Snowmaggedon still holds the title of Worst SyFy Original Movie ever. There may be others worse but that was B.S. (Before SnarkAlecs)
What is this report we keep mentioning?
“Lets keep that out of the report” was a quote that was repeated several times in the movie Dragon Wasps by Corin Nemecs character, John Hammond.
Several of the SnarkAlecs picked up and ran with it. A report tweet or two has made it into every Saturday night SnarkAlec session since
Why do you mention Joey Fatone in your tweets?
Joey Fatone or Fat One of ‘N Sync made one of the funniest cameo appearances ever in a SyFy movie.He was about to perform in Jersey Shore Shark Attack and was promptly devoured by a shark. Alice Cooper and Mickey Dolenz have also suffered the same fate in various SyFy movies
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Who is BoBo?
James Fay, or Bobo is an investigator on the show Finding Bigfoot. Every SnarkAlec will tell you that we’ve found @Bigfoot__ and he is one of us
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Why is @LisaMarieBowman Lichen the SnarkAlecs?
We dont know but "Lichen" is one of her signature puns and we like to use it before she can
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Why are we obsessed with Jaws?
Jaws is probably one of, if not the favorite movie of many of the SnarkAlecs. Jaws quotes can be modified to fit almost any movie any time and are usually funny and clever.
Who is Gerald Webb and why do we want to get him verified?
What is the "OHNASTIC" aka "Ohno Death Scale"?
A Scale used to determine the "excellence" of a death in a SyFy Original movie, with Apolo Ohnos death in Tasmanian Devils as the perfect 10. (Perfect score has been changed to 5)
Please see OHNO and Fatone-Cooper Scale for more information.
What is Whanoggy?
Whanoggy was a summoning call used by Jael De Pardo in the SyFy show Haunted Highway, to attract the elusive Skin Walkers.
Jael De Pardo has also been on Fact or Faked and Destination Truth.
It has become synonymous with an attractive young lady.
Im sure the Lady SnarkAlecs will come up with their own version of #Whanoggy sooner or later
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Gerald Webb
is one of the hardest working people in show business. He has production, casting and acting credits in many different projects, among them:
Hold Your Breath , Battle of Los Angeles 2-Headed Shark Attack and Zombie Apocalypse
Gerald Webb is a SnarkAlec and he always finds time to goof around with his fans on twitter.
Hes a great sport and all around nice guy.
Here is a Link to Gerald’s IMDB page to find out more about him
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